Spot the odd one out

For a very long time (at least a year and a half) the Power Eight / friendship/ relationship situation has been this:

Emily.. and Stephen
Kirsty.. (and Ceri) In Swansea
Paul.. (and Sam) In Falmouth
Matt.. (and the fairies) In Fairyland
Sophie.. and Fergus
Holly.. and, well any/everyone!
Sarah..
Me..

Because of this, I always saw it kind of as “Me.. And Sarah” (or even “Sarah.. And I” – I’m not sexist or grammatically retarded)

But recently, it’s changed. Most importantly to: “Sarah.. and Phil” and “Me..” And I feel lost. For a very long time, Sarah and I were the odd couple. But now I’m alone once more. Sarah is embarking on a budding new (straight) relationship with a man. And has left me back in LonesomeVille. Almost exactly like how I felt with Paul left for Falmouth and CocksVille with Sam.

What am I meant to do? Love comes when it’s least expected. And I’ve been trying to not expect it for ages. So unless it’s staring me in the face, but I’m too busy to see it, it’s still not here! I’m bored of waiting.

Do you hear me, Cupid? BORED! With a Capital B (and O, R, E and D!) So fucking Hurry Up, biatch!

Comments on: "Spot the odd one out" (1)

  1. Cupid’s a twat. You deserve some lovin’.

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